The high-school years are what separate the overachievers from the rest of us. While directionless dorks daydream about career aspirations, seniors such as brunette ball of fire and guts Irene Molloy are landing feature roles in Washington, D.C., productions of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s stage musical Whistle Down the Wind. Flush with early success, a cute, ambitious, and clear-headed hellion such as Irene moves to New York, takes Broadway by storm, is drafted to grace the cast of Grosse Pointe, the newest project from Beverly Hills, 90210 and Sex and the City mastermind Darren Star, and then reaches the pinnacle of world domination, appearing on Andy Richter Controls the Universe in a red lingerie shorty that cups and molds her breasts while barely concealing them.
